The Art of Being Nude

After watching the new Hustler porn Naylin Palin, you may feel a bit frustrated. You’re in luck, here comes the Sarah Palin Blow Up Doll. Called the “This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll”, this product promises to be “more full of hot air” than the real VP candidate.

From Topco, the sex doll manufacturing company’s press release: “Sarah Palin is one hot pundit! Sarah Palin bikini photos and sexy pictures of the republican vice presidential candidate are steaming up the Internet. With that in mind, we here at Topco Sales wanted to give the public a piece of the beauty pageant queen in time for the erection…I mean election,” says Autumn O’Bryan, Director of Product Development for Topco Sales. “This blow-up sex doll could really satisfy the swing voters.”

The sexy ‘This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll’ won’t debate you—and that’s a good thing. Her wide-open mouth doesn’t spew political bipartisanism because she’s just waiting for you to ‘drill baby, drill.’ Two other openings offer alternate ways to lay a pipeline in this Alaskan MILF.

“Topco Sales is also offering the blow-up doll as a stand-in for Palin during the next Biden/Palin vice presidential debate. The ‘This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll’ already has that moose-caught-in the headlight stare, and certainly knows more about foreign policy—having been manufactured in China and all,” says Desiree Duffie, Director of Marketing and Public Relations for Topco Sales.

The “Not Sarah Palin doll should be available soon. Will let you know when it hits the market.